Total Medals Earned: 937 (From 131 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,480 Points
Medals Earned: 3/17 (45/480 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (215/215 points)
Medals Earned: 4/21 (45/780 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/65 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (300/300 points)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/75 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/150 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Kill ZOMG
Get killed by an alien.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Bully your own boss.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Bag one grocery
Have $10,000 on you at any given time
Get all of the collectable hats
Buy everything from your local market
Get to level 100
win Bojan stage
win Vila stage
win Xavi stage
win Alves stage
win Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
ROBOT KILLING ROBOT
POW POW POW
YOU ARE WINNER
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Kill your first enemy.
Defeat Big Blue the Meanie
Craft your first item
Finally reach the town of Astaea's Bastion.
Unlock the Gate of Oceanus
Rid the world of the evil beast, Vulcan
Craft the Razor Sword
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
